Anonymous said: What is love
— (via lost-veins)
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
To recover from a pic like that, the dude can do no wrong.
i looked at this photo for so long how did i not notice the tissue?
You can’t forget the tissue! You gotta protect the turtle neck!
Rain or shine, day or night, Nicole Effendy of racheletnicole rocks the New Avant Garde with a confident #EasyBreezyStyle.
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
guys with sleeve tattoos wearing dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up. fuck man.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now